Christmas is the time of horror. At the latest when Aunt Trudi and Uncle Hans are philosophizing about God and the world again at the party and about all the food and stuffloosewhen full of drunkenness is really bad again, one wishes to be in a better place. So why not harden yourself for what will happen in the holy days?
For this reason, dear friends of the Night Gruft, we want to contribute to the Christmas horror with a small advent calendar and present you a special Christmas treat every day. Open a window each day on your Advent Calendar from the Crypt.
Today the crypt explains to you why St. Nicholas cannot actually be a real man:
- Men panic when they hear “you little children are coming”
- No man would call his pet Rudolf
- In principle, men cannot wrap gifts, let alone pack sacks
- Real men would rather die than wrap themselves from head to toe in red velvet
- No man would be satisfied with just having a pretty girl on his lap
- "Ho ho ho" isn't a really good pick-up line
- Real guys don't just want to come once a year
- Guys don't reward the good girls, but rather the bad girls
- Guys prefer boots on slim legs than empty in front of the door
- Really male specimens prefer to have the tip in their pants than on their hats
- Which man is satisfied with a sled with only two RS (reindeer strengths)?
But what is a man? A creature that buys World Cup tickets twelve months in advance and waits until Christmas Eve with Christmas shopping ...
I agree with you on all points, but maybe behind Santa Claus there is a red-haired old dragon that he has to be careful of